A recent discussion with my cousin, Jon, about a self learning AI brain that could be used for automatically generating code degraded into this:

[lefticus] let's just say the brain algorithm was a genetic algorithm
[lefticus] with a random sampling of a few hundred
[lefticus] that then chose mates and bred
[lefticus] *that* would be how you would build the proper set of dopamine
[lefticus] after a few hundred machine hours you would have the brain you needed
                      to program anything you wanted
[lefticus] however, it wouldn't be interested in helping you, only in working out
                      at the gym so it could find saucy female ai's to meet with
[blacksheep1337] LOL
[blacksheep1337] best line /ever/